Music Meme! (...meme? what a stupid word)

Put your player on "shuffle" and write down the names of songs to each question in consecutive order.

What do you think of me, Random Music Player?
1. "Born in the USA" [pssh, that's not true!]

Will I have a happy life?
2. "Daniel" (by Elton John). [I don't know what to make of this]

What do my friends really think of me?
3. "A song about a friend" [It's a russian song, actually, about how to distinguish a real fried from the not-so-good one]

Do people secretly lust after me?
4. "Michelle" (Beatles) [o_____O]

How can I make myself happy?
5. "Hello" [another russian song. i still haven't figured out what it's about (something about phone calls, rain, and falling in love). for russian people: "Privet" by Orbakayte]

What should I do with my life?
6. "Bird of Happiness" by Vitas. [russian song again. Hmm. So I should go on the quest for the bird of happiness? Overall, it's a very optimistic song, so heh]

Why must life be so full of pain?
7. "Kings can do anything they want" [AHAHAHAHA so true xD It's a funny song about love though- russian again!]

How can I catch a leprechaun?
8. "B" by Pinback [dunno. Kate's fault for giving me the song =P]

Will I ever have children?
9. "Soul Sacrifice" by Santana [I downloaded this for an apush project a long time ago. Damn, I guess this means I won't *want* children but will sacrifice my, um, soul's desire (for freedom?) and have them?]

Will I die happy?
10. "Go Light Your World" [an inspirational song, so.. I guess so?]

Can you give me some advice?
11. "Evening" [another russian song. not much advice in there.]

What do you think happiness is?
12. "Music of Vivaldi" [russian song. a life-reflection sort of song]

Do you have any advice to give over the next few hours/days?
13. "Champagne Supernova" [so.. should I get drunk? Or high? Or both?]

What will tomorrow be like?
14. "You'll be in my heart" [a couple people are always in my heart :]

What will next year be like?
21. "A Million of Scarlet Roses" [russian song and OMG I USED TO OBSESS OVER THIS SONG AND IMAGINE MYSELF AS THE GIRL IN IT ..er, when I was little. Yeah, not anymore. Um, yeah. .... :D]