4 photos and a slice of pie....Mike sighs, but it's a content sigh. Or as close to content as he's likely to get for the time being. His great aunt and great uncle are out of the house, visiting, there is a good show on the TV, he has a can of soda in his fist, very little homework, and no school. It’s almost blissful, especially the no-school part, because it means that there’re no weird things going on and he gets to relax a little.
Out of the corner of his eye, Nick wanders past the living room entrance and enters the kitchen, carrying something. It occurs to him that this's the third time that has happened within the past five minutes.
He waits. A few moments later Nick leaves, then returns again, carrying a large book that looks like it ought to belong to a museum. Mike follows him into the kitchen, where he notices the various things cluttered on the counter and concludes that his friend is either about to build a fort of kitchen utensils or about to attempt to cook for an army.
“Nick,” says Mike after a moment of incredulous silence, during which he concludes that there must be a reason, however strange, behind the fort-building. “
What are you doing?”
“I am going to make a pie,” Nick declares, picking up a few of the things from one side of the kitchen and transferring it to the other side for no reason that Mike can fathom.
“Please tell me you’re referring to the math constant pi in your weird French grammar.”
One of the main reasons why he invited Nick over to his house over the Thanksgiving break is that, despite of the dorms remaining open, the dining places are all going to be closed and Mike can’t bear the thought of Nick trying to cook for himself. Therefore, while watching Nick digging out a package of flour from a cabinet, he is forced to wonder if something in his well-meaning offer has gone sadly awry.

“Very funny,” says Nick, locating a rolling pin. “No, I’m talking about food. It’s Thanksgiving in America and I’m going to make pumpkin pie. You know…when in Rome…”
“You know, I think that is the most horrible cliché I know,” Mike watches as Nick carries more things across the kitchen. “And how do you know where everything is?”
“Your great aunt,” explains Nick, locating a doomed can of cooked and mashed pumpkin. He smirks. “Don’t be jealous that she likes me better than you.”
“Ugh, you can have her.” He mutters, watching Nick carry a knife by holding it points first. He considers his current situation for a moment, then grabs the hood of his sweater and pulls it over his head, as far as it will go, in an attempt to forget what he is seeing. “I can’t bear to watch this…”
“I haven’t even done anything yet,” says Nick, indignantly.
“Exactly,” says Mike’s voice from the sanctuary of his hood.

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["I can't bear to watch this.]
[Attempt at pie crust #1]
[Attempt at pie crust #2]
[Attempt at pie crust # Nick-you're-so-bad-it's-apalling-here-let-me-you-idiot]
[Happy Thanksgiving; <- eventual product (we hope)]