August

Thank you Anna! :-)
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Warning: rapidly deteriorating normality.


Dr. Johann Van Goethe once said that Earth is the mental asylum of the universe.

He was, of course, entirely wrong.

He was wrong in the sense that Earth is only the mental asylum of the Milky Way Galaxy. The numbers of lunatics in the universe had reached such an alarming level that Mother Nature had simply decided, if for the sake of distance-convenience only, to establish at least one mental asylum in every single galaxy. Yes, an asylum exists even for the amoebas because they have problems that we, as multi-cellular beings, can’t begin to comprehend.

But Earth is an insane asylum, and men have no need to look further for a mad house. In this van Goethe was entirely correct, as the amoebas will agree.

Many people have noticed, in fact, that they can be perfectly batty where they are. A few who didn’t notice went right ahead anyway and no body could tell the difference.

That’s because there’s almost an art to the complexities of insanity that no one had ever seriously studied, mostly because as soon as they started getting serious, they were labeled as incurable nutcases and locked up with the squirrels (the squirrels being very appreciative of the fact). However, three boys who started out as strangers in their first year of college were about to make an in depth study on the idea of madness. Together. Complete with field experience.

Of course, none of them knew anything about it at the time because they all lived in the aforementioned mental asylum, and that was how asylums operated.

In other words…you yell and scream and get confused…a lot.
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