If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"

Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?