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Sanity is for the unimaginative; isn't reality for people who can't stand science fiction?
The airport closest to the school was a sprawling monstrosity of chrome and glass—or, in other words, an international airport.
“Thank you, sir, for the, um, ride,” said Nick to the chauffeur. For the fifth time.
“You are welcome sir,” replied the driver gravely, also for the fifth time.
“It means a lot to me,” Nick tried to explain to
“But I—”
“Chill.” Said
Quite frankly
“Food?”
Just like how
Mike had been particularly pleased when his friend learned that lesson. It had smoothed out a few points of disagreements and made getting along a whole lot easier.
The next time he woke up was when the car was turning and his head had bumped against the window glass. There was sunlight behind his eyelids, beeping sounds in his ears, and a truly awful crick in his neck.
“What did I do?” Nick sounded utterly bewildered.
“You accidentally exited the game,”
“That one, I think.”
A long pause.
“How was I supposed to know which button to press?” Nick wailed. “There’re so many of them!”
“It’s not that bad…right?”
That would explain the beeping noise.
“A cell phone has many buttons, oui?” Nick insisted.
Someone made a sound like a strangled laugh. Mike thought it was the driver. The car turned again, and Mike, keeping his head rested against the glass, drifted back to sleep.
After all, it had been a long night after a long week, and what else were long car trips for?
Nick and Mike stared up at the airplane climbing its way towards the stratosphere. The weather was lovely, but the environment—that of a busy airport full of arriving and departing people—ruined the circumstance.
“There goes
“I wanna go to
It was unfair, thought Nick, that his flight leaves last, though he supposed that someone would have to be last. That was the downside to leaving with your friends. When there were more than one people, there had to be someone left by himself at the end.
One to New York City in New York, heart of the media world, one to St. Paul, Minnesota, and one to Paris, France. Marveling at the distance between each of the places, Nick found himself thinking about his friends. His. Friends. In
Mike, sauntering alongside of him, gave him a sideways glance. “What’re you grinnin’ at?”
“
Mike grumbled something under his breath before glancing at him again. Nick caught the words “
“What?” He asked, confused.
“Never mind,” Mike finally decided, magnanimously, “You won’t get it.”
Well, if it had to do with the American culture….
Nick eyed the t-shirt that Mike was wearing. It was dark blue and had bunnies on it. “You’re right, I wouldn’t.”
It was definitely a downside that no one really thought about, much less him. The fact that he had arrived at the airport with two friends made the silence after they had left that much worse.
Nick sighed and sat down in a plastic chair by the window, staring up at yet another airplane, growing steadily smaller. Soon it would be just another silver speck lost in the sky. He checked his watch. Another hour and a half to go before his flight.
He drummed his fingers against the edge of the seat for a while, then checked his watch again.
A minute had never felt so long.
Five minutes before boarding, Nick wondered what his friends were doing. Zach would be home now, and
A toddler wandering by stared up at him with large, dark eyes. He smiled at her. She giggled and ran back to wherever she’d come from. Nick straightened his shirt cuffs and tried not to sigh. Ninety minutes was a long time. It made him realize that his cell phone did not have nearly enough games on it, even if it had fewer strange buttons than
And so, a few minutes later, when the intercom announced the beginning of the boarding process, Nick muttered a relieved “Finalement!” and hurried into line.
Hours later, Nick woke up with his head pressed against the small airplane window to the sound of a fat man snoring on the other side of his seat and smiled to think that he was going home.
It began with boxes, and it was going to end with boxes.
“Zach? Zach? Are you—oof—oww—my god—sorry—you ‘kay?”
Zach looked up at
“Knockin’s for sissies,” pronounced
“And the sane, and all those who wish to avoid unnecessary injuries,” added Zach, removing a box of books from his knee, where it was gradually cutting off his circulation. He climbed gingerly to his feet.
“Until we die from an over-accumulation,” muttered Zach, looked around, sighed, and dumped his armload of books back onto the bed with the various other piles that he had hoped to sort out.
“And sanity—you of all people should know better than t’question sanity where the rest of us’re involved,” continued
“We’ve a few hours left yet!” Zach called after him, but
He looked around the room.
Calling it ‘messy’ would’ve been an understatement. There was clearly a lot that still needed to be done.
“Gah,” said Zach.
Summer was here, blissful, blissful summer from which there was a complete and utter escape from all things academic and all sorts of responsibilities and no need to think about them for an entire two months. The person who’d coined the term ‘heaven on earth’, decided
The weather outside was gorgeous in a way that prevented thinking, the heat rolling in golden waves underneath the bleached sky with a particular kind of lull that encouraged lying about until severe brain-melt—or at least sunburn—had been achieved. There were people out who were doing things other than that though—who had to do things other than that.
Something went “thwack” against his back.
Mike was wearing a sweatshirt.
That was the thing about Mike,
“What’re you grinnin’ at?” Mike asked suspiciously.
“Um. Nothing,” said
“The innocent look thing,” said Mike, “so isn’t workin. It only works when I do it.”
“It never works with Zach,”
Mike twitched his shoulder. “Oh well. That’s Zach, you know. He’s sorta paranoid. Ish. Anyway—it always works with Nick.”
Getting out of his room had been a good move. It had not been a good move as far as packing went, and it was definitely not a good move in as far as anything vaguely related to efficiency was concerned. However, it did allow him to procrastinate without being made guilty by the reminders all around the room and therefore, as far as Nick was concerned, getting out of the room had been a good move.
Two minutes later he encountered his friends. Yes, getting out had definitely been a good move.
“Did someone say my name?” He asked, by a way of jumping into the conversation.
Mike looked at him. “You know, of all the lines you could’ve picked up from the American culture, somehow you always managed to pick the cheesiest ones.”
“It’s not cheesy,” said Nick, indignant. “It’s classic.”
“No,” said Mike, firmly, “it’s cheesy, there’s a difference.”
“Yeah, one of them could be used t’describe food,” said
“Anyway,” continued Mike, rolling his eyes. “You done with packin’ already?”
Nick briefly entertained the possibility that maybe getting out of his room had not been as good of a move as he’d thought. He tried to not look too guilty.
“Don’t worry,”
“Gee thanks,
“Yeah, thanks,” said Nick, and meant it.
So getting out was a good move.
“…aaaaannnnnnnnd this one’s from me,” announced Mike happily, plunking a package in front of Nick with an expression that, he hoped, encouraged Nick to open the bag immediately. He was excited, almost in spite of himself, and as a result had very little patience for sentimentality which he suspected Nick was very close to.
“I have,” Nick said, after a moment of pause, “never owned an American video game before. Mike, is this the one…?” From that day when we went to the mall. About a week ago. And we stood around and goggled at things in that store and you made fun of my shirt for two hours straight? His expression finished for him. Mike grinned.
“Yep. Doyoulikeit?” They’d already consumed half of the candy, and had not even touched the cake yet. Mike was curious to what sort of thing that much sugar would do to him, at the end of the day. Sugar crash would probably be hell, but he didn’t really care at the moment.
“Of course.” Nick smiled and ruffled his hair. Mike stared at him.
“ ‘Of course?’” He said, feeling amused and slightly disappointed at the same time. “That’s it?”
“We-ell,” said Nick. He stretched and grinned at Mike. “If we’re in
“Pas vraiment. French people are freakier,” muttered Mike, horrified, and edged away from Nick. He wondered if cultural habits could be contagious. They’d better not be. He also wondered if he was doing something strange as a result of the sugar, like bouncing, which Zach had once informed him that he did when he got too excited. Or high on sugar. Or both.
“Ah the great cultural diversities,” murmured Zach, edging, in turn, away from Mike. Mike decided he might be bouncing. Just a little. “Alright,
Mike snorted softly to himself, but craned his neck to see what
Zippers. Zippers. Backpack rustling. Mike wished his friend would hurry up. Finally,
“It’s a manilla envelope,” said Zach, sounding like what Mike felt which was, roughly, the equivalent of someone putting one and one together and incidentally realizing that the result was not equal to two.
It was, indeed, a manilla envelope, yellow and rectangular and otherwise unremarkable. It was hard not to stare at it. Hard not to wonder what the hell
Nick opened the envelope, smiling uncertainly, and pulled out papers. A packet, to be exact, stapled together neatly and with things printed on it. Mike peered over Nick’s shoulder, trying to read it. There were many fine prints and quite a few lines that looked like they were waiting for signatures, but the first word that caught his eye was the word “LEASE”. He stared at the paper, then at
“…
“Uh-huh,” said Zach slowly, dubiously.
“Well,” he beamed at them, albeit nervously. “I’ve mentioned it. With my dad I mean. And he’s goin’ to pay the difference between that rent and the rent we can afford. Er. Well, I mean what we’re expectin’ to pay at the other place that we decided that we’re probably goin’ to live at?”
“This’s the lease?” asked Nick.
“He agreed already?” asked Mike.
“What?” asked Zach.
“Yeah,” said
“Oh my god,” said Nick, for the uncounted number of time within the past hour.
Mike gave the thought approximately five second to process itself before he jumped up. “Yes! Oh my god.” This was definitely not sugar. Or maybe it still was, but it was also himself too. Or something. Whatever. “This is awesome! Hee!”
“Naugh!” commented Gary, who was pulled into a hug by Nick who looked as if someone had just whacked him on the back of the head with a dictionary and was unaccountably happy about it. .
“Nick,” said Zach, sounding dazed, “Nick, I think you’re strangling
“Yemgh,” agreed
“Oh. My. God,” repeated Nick, beaming. “Mon dieu.”
“Are you f--” Mike glanced at Zach. “—freakin’ kiddin’ me?” He paused, smiling helplessly, and added, “Wow. Nice present.”
“I…um…” Zach rubbed at the bridge of his nose, a sure sign that, Mike knew, meant that he was at a loss. “This is…I mean…it’s…I’m….”
“He doesn’t know what to say,” said Nick, amazed.
“You’re not ‘xactly eloquent either,” pointed out Mike. Nick laughed. It was more of a giggle, really, which promptly set Mike off too. Soon they were all laughing at things no one really knew about and Mike reflected that if they treasured their sanity, they should avoid the cake and the rest of the sugary goods but who cared—sanity was boring. He took a deep breath.
“Right.” He gasped, gave them all a few moments to collect themselves. Themselves, meaning the three of them with Zach regarding them as if they’d all gone insane which, Mike supposed, they had. Not that he cared. Right. “Food. Sugar. Food. Cake? Cake, anyone? You’re cuttin’ it? Oh god I can’t watch.” To make good of his words, he turned around to face the other way, covering his eyes as he did so.
‘It is,” Zach reminded him from somewhere across the table, “his cake.”
“Yeah but he’s horrible with a knife. Violin? Sure. Knife? Noooo.”
“Cancel his future career as an assassin then,” replied
“What’s an ‘assassin’?” asked Nick.
“Cake, Mike?” asked Zach.
“Is he done yet?” Mike asked in response.
“Cake?” repeated Zach, sounding amused and faintly exasperated.
Mike sighed, gave in, and opened his eyes to accept the paper plate of cake with a fork stuck on top, a wobbling flag pole to salute the events of the day. There was, after all, no way anyone could say no to cake.
“And Mike… did I hear you say ‘hee’, a while back?”
“Cake,” said Mike, and dug in.
He hadn’t expected a lot from his birthday this year, with his family and almost all of his relatives across the ocean and everyone else he knew in
Nick didn’t know what he had in mind for his birthday this year, exactly, or what he was expecting, but it certainly wasn’t this.
Who knew, he thought, taking another bite of the cake and watching
So despite of being away from his family, despite of it being the first birthday away from home, and despite of being in a foreign country in a school where the midterms were always so inconveniently scheduled, Nick was content. Watching another wad of streamer sail over his head as Mike took aim for the trashcan, Nick licked the chocolate frosting off of the back of his spoon and smiled.
It had been, after all, a happy birthday.
Certain types of friends should come with warning signs, simply because they were the types of people they were, and had a habit of doing the sort of things that they did. Admittedly, it wasn’t because of anything bad. More often than not, the warning was needed just as a precaution because for certain types of friendship, randomness and surprises were an inseparable part of the package.
At the sound of the first knock, Zach lit the candles, hoping that Nick had strong heart and no genetic predisposition for panic attacks. He wasn’t sure if he had managed to get the point of dumping-things-over-other-people-is-bad across but, if it came to the worst, the cider and the food were on the table and Mike would have to get around him to reach them.
“The door’s open, you know,” Mike raised his voice. He grinned at them.
He blew out the candle, positioned himself directly in front of the cider, just in case, and crossed his arms in the universal come-what-may gesture. The doorknob turned.
Zach hoped Nick had a strong heart.
The doorknob turned, squeaking slightly as it did.
“Are all of you guys here without me?” Came Nick’s voice from on the other side of the door. It was a complaint if
Which promptly exploded with the sound equivalent of a miniature fire cracker, about an inch to the right of Nick’s shoulder. Nick gave an undignified yelp and made a leap backward, but Mike was already there, hauling Nick, wide-eyed and shocked, into the room.
“Why look,” he drawled, unceremoniously shoving Nick into a chair half filled with bits of the crepe streamers that were now hoping to ascend to a better place. “It’s the birthday boy.”
Crunch, went the decorations.
“Happy birthday,” quipped up Zach. “We got food. And movies. And presents, of course. Which one would you like first?”
“Say food,” whispered
“Um,” tried Nick. He looked at them, looked at the room, food, rented DVDs and all, fished a bit of confetti out of the collar of his shirt, and looked at them again. “Er.” He said, more urgently, after a moment.
“That’s a good start,” said Mike dryly, but he was grinning, just the same. “How about trying for a actual reco’izeable language this time? English? Français?”
“Polska?” added Gary, “Ducth?”
“Joyeux anniversa?” attempted Zach. Mike made a face at him.
“Don’t,” he instructed. “First of all, it’s joyeux anniversaire, second of all, most people ‘round here say bon anniversaire and third—your accent’s awful.”
“Thanks,” said Zach. His lips twitched. “I’ll keep those in mind.” Mike eyed him suspiciously.
“Oh my god,” said Nick.
“Oh my god the man talked!”
A smile spread across Nick’s face, slow and beautifully genuine. He laughed, looked around as if he was seeing the room, seeing them, for the first time, and laughed again. He still looked overwhelmed, but happily so. “Oh my god you guys!” His voice was a little strange, but no one mentioned it. “I cannot believe you did this!”
“I can punch you,” Mike suggested. “To make sure that you’re not, you know, dreamin’.”
“Mike!” hissed Zach.
“What?” protested Mike, unrepentant, “He looks like he needs it!” He pointed to Nick, who was grinning stupidly as he dazedly pulled out shreds of streamers from behind him, underneath him, and partially over him like brightly colored vines and dropping them onto the floor.
“Chips?” He asked. Then added, “Happy birthday!”
[P.S. If I get a few minutes of extra time before my classes I'll experiment with baby Nick. Should be interesting.]
Nick was under the impression that his friends were hiding something from him.
This tendency towards paranoia was not a strong trait of his, and neither was suspicion, but both of the threads in his not-quite-as-subconscious-as-he-thought subconscious had been tingling for the past few days. He couldn’t quite put his fingers on what was wrong, and there were no definite signs he could find which would justify either his paranoia or his mounting trepidation. More accurately, he had never tried to put a rigid definition on his friends and the friendships and therefore could not find anything concrete to compare his recent experiences with. For instance, he felt like his other three friends were spending more time together—which was fine, except it was more time together without him. He would’ve brought it up except there was, quantitatively speaking, no significant decrease in the amount of time he spent with his friends, and he wanted to be sure it wasn’t just his paranoia talking. That, and the fact that he did not like to bring up these sorts of things and tended to be rather bad at it.
So instead of paying attention during the lecture on resource economics like the good student that he strove to be, Nick found himself trying, instead, to recount everything that he’d done within the past few weeks in an effort to see if he’d somehow offended someone. Just because the initial search turned up a blank didn’t mean that he really did no wrong. After all, it was American culture and he was French, as Mike so frequently reminded him.
Sighing quietly to himself, Nick looked down at his notebook and made a face. Today’s lecture had featured, if he were to go by his notes, two lines on public sectors and half a page full of cartoon doodles.
Friends did strange things to a person, Mike concluded. You could be walking along, minding your own business, and then, just because you have friends, you suddenly start thinking about them and wondering what they were doing and when you could next hang out together or go to the movies or something. It meant looking forward to things, which Mike usually was quite apprehensive about. It meant wanting to make other people happy. It meant watching out for each other and feeling protective and irritated, sometimes one right after the other but more often than not at the same time.
“The ice-cream’s meltin’,” commented
“Well put it in the fridge!” replied Zach from amidst the other bags on the floor, sounding slightly aggrieved. “We do have everything, right?” He asked worriedly, for the third time in the five minute period that they had been in
“No Zach, we have forgotten something veeeery important.”
“Nick isn’t here yet,” said
“Right.” Zach finished putting away the food and stood up, staring at the door of the refrigerator as if he could see through it. “Hm,” he muttered to himself. “Cake. Cider. Chips.”
“Alright,” sighed
“Sure,” said Mike, eyeing the roll of tape. “So long that I won’t have to deal with the tape.”
Zach made a strangled sound that was between a cough and a laugh. Mike looked at him.
“I’ll do it,”
“We should make the effort,” said Zach solemnly. “And if we’re killed in the process, I’m sure Nick would appreciate the thought.”
“Uh.” said
Mike sighed. “Well you know how May’s a really big month in France, right?”
“…Yes?” hedged
“They usually have loads of holidays and stuff, and I hear from Nick that his sister’s birthday’s around this time too and they usually—I mean his family, obviously—make this really big deal about it.”
“I remember Nick mentionin’ somethin’ like that.”
“Right. So I figured…”
“It’s probably his first birthday away from his family,” added Zach.
“I’ll set out the other stuff,” said Zach. “Nick knows we’re here, right?”
“It’s Thursday. We always end up here on Thursdays.”
“You don’t have to get all peevish,” grumbled Zach. “Here, help me with the plastic wrappers—I can’t get them off.”
That was the thing about friends, thought Mike, salvaging a package of plastic forks from Zach’s lack of hand-eye coordination. You found yourself doing the strangest things for them—such as picking out cake. In a grocery store. In broad daylight. And stranger still, you found yourself not minding it. It was friendship. Certainly there was no other explanation for why he would check out a movie that he would not normally even come close to; no other explanation for why he would voluntarily struggle to get poked repeatedly in the fingers by the points of a multitude of plastic forks. There was most certainly no other reason why he should eventually, unaccountably, find himself standing on the table, taping streamers to the wall and what was more—catching himself whistling ‘Happy Birthday’ underneath his breath.
It was almost like a sickness, some bouts of mental insanity that preyed on the less wary minds and Mike, being entirely masochistic and completely unconcerned with himself as far as health was concerned, thankyouverymuch, decided eventually that he didn’t really want to get well. And certainly not get well soon.