Friday, May 26, 2006

May: Birthday, part III

[So apparently the music I listen to when I'm drafting a story in my head will affect the outcome of the story, and certain songs, such as Better Than Ezra's "Breathless" will result in happy fluffy things, despite of the chem class that immediately followed.

Sappy material included. You stand warned. Sorry Lucy, you'd had to suffer without the warning.

Oh and apparently Mike giggles like Jon Steward. I have no idea what that sounds like but will file it away for future references. ]








“…aaaaannnnnnnnd this one’s from me,” announced Mike happily, plunking a package in front of Nick with an expression that, he hoped, encouraged Nick to open the bag immediately. He was excited, almost in spite of himself, and as a result had very little patience for sentimentality which he suspected Nick was very close to.

“I have,” Nick said, after a moment of pause, “never owned an American video game before. Mike, is this the one…?” From that day when we went to the mall. About a week ago. And we stood around and goggled at things in that store and you made fun of my shirt for two hours straight? His expression finished for him. Mike grinned.

“Yep. Doyoulikeit?” They’d already consumed half of the candy, and had not even touched the cake yet. Mike was curious to what sort of thing that much sugar would do to him, at the end of the day. Sugar crash would probably be hell, but he didn’t really care at the moment.

“Of course.” Nick smiled and ruffled his hair. Mike stared at him.

“ ‘Of course?’” He said, feeling amused and slightly disappointed at the same time. “That’s it?”

“We-ell,” said Nick. He stretched and grinned at Mike. “If we’re in France I’d be hugging everyone right now, but that’s not the custom here, quel dommage. Americans, you know. Strange.”

Pas vraiment. French people are freakier,” muttered Mike, horrified, and edged away from Nick. He wondered if cultural habits could be contagious. They’d better not be. He also wondered if he was doing something strange as a result of the sugar, like bouncing, which Zach had once informed him that he did when he got too excited. Or high on sugar. Or both.

“Ah the great cultural diversities,” murmured Zach, edging, in turn, away from Mike. Mike decided he might be bouncing. Just a little. “Alright, Gary, let’s see.” Zach continued, looking steadily to the opposite side of Mike.

Mike snorted softly to himself, but craned his neck to see what Gary was taking out of his backpack. Unlike the rest of them, Gary, who had never as much as set a password on his computer, had decided to be secretive out of nowhere and refused to tell them what he’d gotten Nick. And as much as Mike hated to admit it, he was intensely curious. Gary had been wearing the particular expression that was usually granted to someone when they had something big that they were about to let out of the bag. Like a metaphorical t-rex as opposed to, Mike supposed, the normal feline.

Zippers. Zippers. Backpack rustling. Mike wished his friend would hurry up. Finally, Gary did turn around and Mike’s eyes immediately fell from Gary’s excitedly nervous face to the…

“It’s a manilla envelope,” said Zach, sounding like what Mike felt which was, roughly, the equivalent of someone putting one and one together and incidentally realizing that the result was not equal to two.

It was, indeed, a manilla envelope, yellow and rectangular and otherwise unremarkable. It was hard not to stare at it. Hard not to wonder what the hell Gary was up to. It was entirely unfunny and therefore gave Mike an irrational urge to giggle. Which he strangled before it ever got past his throat. Michael Reynolds did not giggle. Ever.

Nick opened the envelope, smiling uncertainly, and pulled out papers. A packet, to be exact, stapled together neatly and with things printed on it. Mike peered over Nick’s shoulder, trying to read it. There were many fine prints and quite a few lines that looked like they were waiting for signatures, but the first word that caught his eye was the word “LEASE”. He stared at the paper, then at Gary.

“…Gary?” said Nick, sounding baffled.

Gary looked nervous. “Alright, so remember that apartment we looked at—the one with the four bedrooms, that we really liked, but we had a talk and decided that—that—you know, student budget and all, right?”

“Uh-huh,” said Zach slowly, dubiously.

“Well,” he beamed at them, albeit nervously. “I’ve mentioned it. With my dad I mean. And he’s goin’ to pay the difference between that rent and the rent we can afford. Er. Well, I mean what we’re expectin’ to pay at the other place that we decided that we’re probably goin’ to live at?”

“This’s the lease?” asked Nick.

“He agreed already?” asked Mike.

“What?” asked Zach.

“Yeah,” said Gary.

“Oh my god,” said Nick, for the uncounted number of time within the past hour.

Mike gave the thought approximately five second to process itself before he jumped up. “Yes! Oh my god.” This was definitely not sugar. Or maybe it still was, but it was also himself too. Or something. Whatever. “This is awesome! Hee!”

“Naugh!” commented Gary, who was pulled into a hug by Nick who looked as if someone had just whacked him on the back of the head with a dictionary and was unaccountably happy about it. .

“Nick,” said Zach, sounding dazed, “Nick, I think you’re strangling Gary.”

“Yemgh,” agreed Gary, upon which he was immediately released, a little breathless but laughing nevertheless. “So ‘m guessin’ you like it?”

“Oh. My. God,” repeated Nick, beaming. “Mon dieu.

Are you f--” Mike glanced at Zach. “—freakin’ kiddin’ me?” He paused, smiling helplessly, and added, “Wow. Nice present.”

Gary looked at Zach.

“I…um…” Zach rubbed at the bridge of his nose, a sure sign that, Mike knew, meant that he was at a loss. “This is…I mean…it’s…I’m….”

“He doesn’t know what to say,” said Nick, amazed.

“You’re not ‘xactly eloquent either,” pointed out Mike. Nick laughed. It was more of a giggle, really, which promptly set Mike off too. Soon they were all laughing at things no one really knew about and Mike reflected that if they treasured their sanity, they should avoid the cake and the rest of the sugary goods but who cared—sanity was boring. He took a deep breath.

“Right.” He gasped, gave them all a few moments to collect themselves. Themselves, meaning the three of them with Zach regarding them as if they’d all gone insane which, Mike supposed, they had. Not that he cared. Right. “Food. Sugar. Food. Cake? Cake, anyone? You’re cuttin’ it? Oh god I can’t watch.” To make good of his words, he turned around to face the other way, covering his eyes as he did so.

‘It is,” Zach reminded him from somewhere across the table, “his cake.”

“Yeah but he’s horrible with a knife. Violin? Sure. Knife? Noooo.”

“Cancel his future career as an assassin then,” replied Gary, and poked Mike in the back with something. Or at least Mike thought it was Gary, but he couldn’t see, as that his eyes were closed. “Hear that, Nick? Do not become an assassin.”

“What’s an ‘assassin’?” asked Nick.

“Cake, Mike?” asked Zach.

“Is he done yet?” Mike asked in response.

“Cake?” repeated Zach, sounding amused and faintly exasperated.

Mike sighed, gave in, and opened his eyes to accept the paper plate of cake with a fork stuck on top, a wobbling flag pole to salute the events of the day. There was, after all, no way anyone could say no to cake.

“And Mike… did I hear you say ‘hee’, a while back?”

“Cake,” said Mike, and dug in.



He hadn’t expected a lot from his birthday this year, with his family and almost all of his relatives across the ocean and everyone else he knew in France. There must have been some sort of foreboding, something that he didn’t want to think about, that he had pushed below his awareness. Birthdays were always a family event, growing up, with the entire family and a goodly portion of the relatives assembled to celebrate the passage of another year. Even if it wasn’t wholly enjoyable past a certain age, it was a tradition, and there was comfort in the known and the familiar.

Nick didn’t know what he had in mind for his birthday this year, exactly, or what he was expecting, but it certainly wasn’t this.

Who knew, he thought, taking another bite of the cake and watching Gary insert yet another DVD into the player. Really, who knew what he would find here, so far from home?

So despite of being away from his family, despite of it being the first birthday away from home, and despite of being in a foreign country in a school where the midterms were always so inconveniently scheduled, Nick was content. Watching another wad of streamer sail over his head as Mike took aim for the trashcan, Nick licked the chocolate frosting off of the back of his spoon and smiled.

It had been, after all, a happy birthday.

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