June: Winding down

[Someone needs to tell Nick to stop buying into Mike’s innocent looks because there are contemplations of mayhem behind that boyish grin and if he isn’t careful he’s liable to find all of his econ notes turned into paperchains of mobius strips.

And I also don’t know what a chipper Gary would sound like, but I tried. If he sounds like he’s high on something, blame the South Cal heat, which must surely be getting to him.

Posted today as will not have time to finish anything that's readable by the next two Fridays. ]

It began with boxes, and it was going to end with boxes.

“Zach? Zach? Are you—oof—oww—my god—sorry—you ‘kay?”

Zach looked up at Gary blearily from his new-found location. “I’ll live but I—it would’ve—couldn’t you have—knocked?”

“Knockin’s for sissies,” pronounced Gary, eyed one stack of boxes but eventually thought better of it and leaned against the wardrobe instead.

“And the sane, and all those who wish to avoid unnecessary injuries,” added Zach, removing a box of books from his knee, where it was gradually cutting off his circulation. He climbed gingerly to his feet.

Gary threw a careless arm around his shoulder. He was wearing his green contacts. “Zachary, you’ll never learn. We’re men, it’s our duty to go through life an’ accumulate injuries.”

“Until we die from an over-accumulation,” muttered Zach, looked around, sighed, and dumped his armload of books back onto the bed with the various other piles that he had hoped to sort out.

“And sanity—you of all people should know better than t’question sanity where the rest of us’re involved,” continued Gary, ignoring him. “I mean, com’on. A year. A freakin’ year an’ thank god it’s summer.”

“We’ve a few hours left yet!” Zach called after him, but Gary had already sauntered off, perhaps to pester someone else who actually needed to pack for themselves and not just sit back and let the hired help do the work. Though that was only part of it. Zach sighed. Most of it was euphoria, of the sort which took over boys on the last day of the school year and prompted them to do all sorts of ridiculous things such as throwing fruits on top of buildings or getting hideously drunk. He was lucky that all his friends did was neglect knocking and walk into things. It could’ve been so, so much worse.

He looked around the room.

Calling it ‘messy’ would’ve been an understatement. There was clearly a lot that still needed to be done.

“Gah,” said Zach.

Summer was here, blissful, blissful summer from which there was a complete and utter escape from all things academic and all sorts of responsibilities and no need to think about them for an entire two months. The person who’d coined the term ‘heaven on earth’, decided Gary, must’ve come up with the idea right after his term was over.

The weather outside was gorgeous in a way that prevented thinking, the heat rolling in golden waves underneath the bleached sky with a particular kind of lull that encouraged lying about until severe brain-melt—or at least sunburn—had been achieved. There were people out who were doing things other than that though—who had to do things other than that. Gary felt sorry for them—out of state students who had to get things done early to take the first plane out—not that he blamed them, because he was all sympathy with the need to get out of school. It was simply that he thought Nick’s arrangement of packing and an overnight stay at his uncle’s, so that he was leaving at the same time as the rest of his friends, was much nicer.

Something went “thwack” against his back.

Mike was wearing a sweatshirt.

That was the thing about Mike, Gary thought. That was the thing that he seldom was—or did—what was expected of him. You’d think that growing up at somewhere where it went twenty below or whatever it was every winter would mean that he’d have a natural intolerance for heat. Then summer came around and you realized that was not the case, and that Mike seemed to have an uncanny tolerance for temperature change, period. Gary had never seen him wear anything other than two sweatshirts on top of each other for warmth in the winter and he could count on one hand how many times he’d seen him without a sweatshirt—and still have plenty of fingers left. It was a little weird, to be honest, but it also could just mean that Mike was incredibly good at thermoregulation or that he was, as Nick had suggested, an alien from some other galaxy who was planning to take over the world.

“What’re you grinnin’ at?” Mike asked suspiciously.

“Um. Nothing,” said Gary, and strove for an innocent expression. Mike looked even more suspicious.

“The innocent look thing,” said Mike, “so isn’t workin. It only works when I do it.”

“It never works with Zach,” Gary felt obliged to point out, “even when you do it. An’ especially when you do it.”

Mike twitched his shoulder. “Oh well. That’s Zach, you know. He’s sorta paranoid. Ish. Anyway—it always works with Nick.”

Getting out of his room had been a good move. It had not been a good move as far as packing went, and it was definitely not a good move in as far as anything vaguely related to efficiency was concerned. However, it did allow him to procrastinate without being made guilty by the reminders all around the room and therefore, as far as Nick was concerned, getting out of the room had been a good move.

Two minutes later he encountered his friends. Yes, getting out had definitely been a good move.

“Did someone say my name?” He asked, by a way of jumping into the conversation.

Mike looked at him. “You know, of all the lines you could’ve picked up from the American culture, somehow you always managed to pick the cheesiest ones.”

“It’s not cheesy,” said Nick, indignant. “It’s classic.”

“No,” said Mike, firmly, “it’s cheesy, there’s a difference.”

“Yeah, one of them could be used t’describe food,” said Gary with a grin, upon which Mike smacked him over the top of his head. “Hey!”

“Anyway,” continued Mike, rolling his eyes. “You done with packin’ already?”

Nick briefly entertained the possibility that maybe getting out of his room had not been as good of a move as he’d thought. He tried to not look too guilty.

“Don’t worry,” Gary chimed in cheerfully, “He’s not done either.”

“Gee thanks, Gary,” said Mike sarcastically, quirking an eyebrow as an indication that he was somewhere between amused and annoyed.

“Yeah, thanks,” said Nick, and meant it.

So getting out was a good move.

[And yes, Lucy, that certain part with Gary was meant to be funny. It was based on something I heard a guy say, and I thought it'd be appropriate.]