You have angered the blog. I am alive, but just barely. I have been drinking unicorn blood to stay alive this last year.

I shall take my revenge by ridding the world of non-posters. These people think they can kill me, but they're WRONG. I have my supporters and I know where all of you live.

I have sent out my minions to hunt down the following people:
Anna
Victoria
That Kate
The Other Kate
Malvina
Christine

If your name is on this list, post soon or face the consequences. Remember: the blog is unhappy and the blog knows where you live!!!