i am procrastinating

Part One - Names
1. Your REAL Name: Zhang, Shuxiao. that's as real as it can get anyhow.

2. What friends call you: susan [here], zhang shuxiao [china]
3. What your boy/girl friend calls you: n/a
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: hm never thought about that. my name will do as it is because it's only a name and it's plausible.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: certain chinese names that sounds terrible and some english names that i can't pronounce or spell.
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: river
b. goose: silly
c. pirate: i hope i won't have to go within 1 mile of one, much less have one for a pet.
d. a hot girl: also not a pet-able thing.

7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called? "the stories not told"

8. What would you name your kids?: i have to decide on having kids first. (btw- what is it with girls naming their future son andrew?)

9. What would you name a ship you built?: hope
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called? depends on what the book's about



Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?:no
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: yes

13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: no
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: no. i've tripped but i've never checked someone out (assuming, of course, that i have the correct definition of "checking someone out)

15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: only in a distrubing dream
17. Passed out?: came close a few times but managed to sit down before i actually did.

18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: never had a crush.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: many times
20. Been attacked by an animal?: dog
21. Caught people having sex?: ew no!
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no, i don't drive

23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
25. Made a wish that came true?: not sure.



Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream i was kissing ... ew that must be a nightmare then
27. I'm only racist towards .... humans?
28. I don't even know why I'm ... taking this quiz- it's so LONG!!

29. I'd give anything to have sex with ... ew no one. there's a lot of stuff that i don't want to give up for anything.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to ... walk away from a dream because it's not meant for you
31. If i had six bucks i'd buy ... a book
32. It's hot. I should take off my ... sweater

33. It's always more fun if you ... are with friends
34. You can't eat steak without ... having a steak first

35. You better shut up before I ... do/say something that we'll both regret

36. Just put it on my ... desk.
37. I really like you and everything ... just kidding!
38. I'm not who you think I am. I'm really a ... if i'm been deceptive there must be a good reason and therefore why would i tell the person i'm decieving why i'm decieving them because doesn't that ruin the whole point?

39. Dude! i did not just say "dude"!




Part Four - What would you do if..
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: get him in trouble with someone working there and leave him to explain.

41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: run toward that person if there's anything i can use as a weapon nearby, if not, memorize their face and my own license plate and immediately get help.

42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: there can't be a billion spiders- they won't fit. provided a lesser number that fits, however, i'd get them off of me first, then open the doors and windows and try to get them outside as fast as possible
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: i have better control that that

44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: ew more reason i'm not going to kiss anyone

45. A genie let's you have three wishes?: make three wishes because it seems wrong somehow to wish for more wishes (i have a odd moral system, leave me alone)
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legallized? illegal- fighting a war against another country without enough evidence/reasons. legal- given the current news and the people i know- same sex marriage. not enough people care enough for others, so if they do it should be made legal.
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: tell her the truth that i don't have jumper cables and point to a neighbor who might have one.
48. You had a time machine?: i'd travel around in time, but i'll return her in the end because as much as i hate a lot of the events here and now, here and now is where my friends and family are.

49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: have it as an open-ended show for all the good causes and people who needes the publicity.
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: both or neither. if neither i'd devote my time to find a cure for a more common disease that is also deadly.
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport- i worry about airplanes and jets
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: i can already sort of record my dreams (it takes practice) so that's not much of a decision. call me pessimistic but i don't think i really want to see the future.
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny because it's easier to become fat than it is to become skinny.
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: it depends on the type of forest and the type of box

55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: both are pretty bad for me
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: what's the difference?

57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Feb 29. it suites me better than christmas

58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: there're a lot of sewers in the world and there're (hopefully) more than one city in afghanistan.

59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary? my head is my mental institution, it's the best one there is i think.
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: hang glide because it's like flying at an area where you don't have to worry about planes.
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja. i'm not that fond of the sea.

Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: red badge
63. Driver: car

64. Yoga: yogurt (don't ask me why)
65. Bakery: bread
66. Roach: the bug?

67. Mushroom: fungi!

68. Sprung: spring

69. Exotic: bird

70. Pythagorean: greek person

Part Seven - Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words.

a. S O L R A C: Something Other Like Randomn Agreement Contracts

b. D A N G E R: Doomed And Not Greatly Energetically Ready

c. C H I N A: Chicken Housese In National Aerospace (don't ask)
d. R P G: Radar Percentage Graph

72. What is your definition of love? respect, kindness, courtesy, loyalty, desire, something like that i guess

73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: does not exist (3 words!)
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form. ICDASP
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them. why on earth would i do that?

76. Were you too scared to do it?: i'd say exasperated, but sure, if you insist.

77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: ignorance
78: Who is the last person you kicked?: don't remember

79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: knight, take a guess why...

80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name : Natalie, Nathan...that's it.
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: kate gave me a rose for valentine's day...does that count?

82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: oh this is a hard one. left finger pinky



Part Eight - What Is Your Counter Argument?
(Example: "You suck." ~~> "No YOU suck.")
83. "Guys want nothing buT action." just leave me out of it if you do.
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons." but only idiots dares to loudly call others idiots.

85. "Kentucky is way better than cali." give three valid reasons why please.

86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing." fine fine. next time someone i know has something stolen i'll refer them to you.
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems." ah so that's why the crime rates are going up.
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon." if that's your opinion may god have mercy on whoever comes under your hands
89. "Music is stupid." and have you three good reasons to support your opinion?

90. "Your car sucks." so does your taste.