Choose 12 characters..

Why did I spend time on this? Because I don't have classes on Wednesdays, there is no hw buildup yet and nobody was online!

p.s. I inserted the character names into some of the questions to make it easier for the reader, but now I realize that if someone else does it, they have to edit in those names. So oops. But anyway-


Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
1. House
2. Harry
3. Crowley
4. Luna
5. Ginny
6. Snape
7. Nick (yes, our nick. Why not?)
8. Aziraphale
9. Sirius
10. Wilson
11. Bellatrix
12. Fred and George



01. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Sadly, I have to pick Snape, because as evil a teacher as he can be, Bellatrix might actually start blowing students up. Hmm, that would get her fired and result in canceled tests! I’m switching to Bella/

02. Do you think 4 (Harry) is hot? How hot?
Uhh, not really. I mean some people draw him pretty hot, but in the world of the books he doesn’t have much looks.

03. 12 (Fred and George) sends 8 (Zira) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Haha, probably sent poor Aziraphale to mess up Crowley’s laundry and make his suits pink with orange stripes. It would succeed because Aziraphale wanted to get back at Crowley for always getting him drunk.

04. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
“So You Want to Escape the Curtain of Doom”

05. Would it make more sense for 2 (Harry) to swear fealty to 6 (Snape), or the other way around?
Oh, man, after book 6, it's hard to say.

06. For some reason, 5 (Ginny) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 (Sirius) or with 10 (Wilson)?
Well, Wilson does the dishes but I guess Sirius is a better choice because she actually knows him. Although Mrs. Weasley might be against this.

07. 2 (harry), 7 (nick) and 12 (fred and george) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Huh, funny they’re all young guys. It’d probably be a pizza or some fast food place. The HP boys discuss Quidditch and magic while Nick wonders if this is some joke Mike’s playing on him.

08. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Aww, poor Wilson. He doesn’t have much chance against a demon. Then again, he deals with House pretty well, so you never know.


09. If 1 (House) stole 8's(Zira's) most precious possession, how would he get it back?
Well, he’s an angel so that shouldn’t be too hard for him. But he'd try politely asking for it back only to receive snarky comments from House. Poor
Aziraphale. Btw, the said possession is probably either a book or a demon ;P

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (nick) and 12 (fred and george) both attain what they most desire.
“Happiness and a Jokeshop or how Nick Went Crazy During Finals and Blew Up College with Fred and George’s Products”
(ok maybe kidding about the second part)

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Luna) and 1 (House) to work together?
Well, a crossover fic for starters. Otherwise the reader would suddenly find out that Luna is awesome at Healing Magic. House would pay her in radishes to take care of all the patients while he stays home and watches his soaps.

12. If 7 (nick) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Haha, pretty well I’d guess. Unless I hug him too much and he freaks out.

13. If you could command 3 (Crowley) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
x))) Hmmm. World domination plzkthnks.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (bellatrix)?
Heh, helloo makani.

15. If 2 (Harry) had to choose sides between 4 (Luna) and 5 (ginny), which would it be?
Well, Ginny, duh. He’s ‘chosen’ her in two ways already- gf, plus they’re both in Gryffindor.

16. What might 10 (Wilson) shout while charging into battle?
“House, I am going to kill you!”

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
I dunno, something about angles?

18. 1 (House), 6 (Snape), and 12 (Fred and George) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
What a funny image. Also, House was eating pancakes in the previous episode and he didn’t let Chase have one when he reached for it! So House has experience in such matters. And Snape probably wouldn't go so low as to fight over food.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Harry) to use on 10 (Wilson)?
It wouldn’t work, anyway. Wilson is not into underage boys.

20. What would 5 (Ginny) most likely be arrested for?
Eh, something like using magic outside of school.

21. What is 6 (snape)'s secret?
HAHA. WOULDN’T WE ALL LIKE TO KNOW?

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Ooh boy, it’s Sirius vs. Bellatrix! He’s probably physicall stronger than her, so Sirius. Yay.

23 (missing)

24. 1 (House) and 9 (Sirius) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Luna’s) sinister secret organization. 11 (Bellatrix) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Bellatrix) is actually a spy for 4 (Luna). Meanwhile, 4 (Luna) has kidnapped 12 (Fred and George) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Ginny), they seek out 3 (Crowley), who gives them what they need to complete their quest.
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

“Nonfunny Crack”. That fic doesn’t sound good or fun or any combination of both. Moving on.


25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Well, hard not to pick Aziraphale with the whole “guardian angel” concept. But Nick would be nice too because we could freak out together ;P