Dear Diary,

I was afeared that you have been sadly neglected for weeks and weeks hence but I see that, much to all of our relief (I'm sure), that you have, in fact, still devout followers who, even if they don't post every day, read regularly. In fact, the more recent posts suggests that you may one day again rejoin the living. May I offer my sincerely congratuations, your presence have been sorely missed.

Meanwhile, Lucy, you might try starting on the LUNATICS Bible on your own or with Anna or whoever else wants to join. I'll drop in later?

This's the original text...

Genesis 1
The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

2 Now the earth was [a] formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

This is somewhere along the lines of Anna's idea...

The Beginning
1. In the beginning Blog created bread with crust.
2. Now the crust was dry and tasteless, nothing was over the surface of the wholewheat, and the spirit of Blog was hovering over the slice.
3. And blog said, "Let there be peanut butter," and there was peanut butter.


Then something about jelly on day two and fuzzy socks on day three.
Amuse yourselves, by all means.