Sunday, September 12, 2004

way with shakespeare

Once upon a time there was a monday who wished that it could be a friday because friday was so popular. It wasn't friday's fault that it was friday, nor monday's fault that it's monday. But it's a fact that everyone (or nearly everyone) hated monday and loved friday. It made monday very sad. So monday decided to take over the world. Then Monday watched the news and realised that if its plan to take over the world turns out to be considered a terrorist attack, people will hate it even more. So Monday decided to go with the next best option- change its name. Was humanity going to loose Monday forever? Or would Monday by any other name smell just as foul? Monday pondered this, then decided that it'd rather be loved as Monday than anything else--so there's only one thing left to do--Monday must make a comeback and stop being the first day of the working week!

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