Yessirreee...nothing says "lunatics" like this blog.
OOOooOOOoHHhh!!!! ALIAS PREMIERE TOMORROW!!!!
WoOt WoOt!!
So anyway, I better go do my homework before I die.
You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
And all of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
Never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees
Some chimps in swim suits
Some chimps are swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jack boots
Some chimps that wish they could be mine
Starsky and Hutch chimps
A chimp who's sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps
who send their love from Amsterdam
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me
Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me
If I had to guess I'd say the monkey sender thinks it's great
He's sending me, maybe she's sending me, just to see me get irate
I'm losing sleep, and it's gonna be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny but now I've got money on a monkey bite
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